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Hey Fun Girl

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 29, 2014 at 8:00PM

The progression of Becky’s typical day starting from right to left.

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car

drunk

fun

hashtag

hat

hats

party

slut

trucker hats

The Event Of The Year

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 27, 2014 at 6:00PM

Also the perfect name for a junior high dance.

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billboard

event

function

india

junior high

party

puberty

sign

wedding

Three Girls, One Toilet

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2014 at 10:00PM

Don’t bother attending this party if you have a shy bladder.

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bathroom

bladder

girls

party

pee

stall

threesome

toilet

wtf

My Kind Of Party

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 4, 2014 at 4:00PM

Those are all cookie pizzas, right?

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dominos

food

party

pizza

pizza boxes

pool

Your Typical Friday Night

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 29, 2014 at 4:00PM

She's really good at sucking head.

…Which is a thing you do with crawfish, you pervs.

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crawfish

Friday

party

table

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

I get it. I once blew up my ex's car so she couldn't "swing by" my fantasy draft.

[via HuffPo Weird]