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He’s Available For Kids’ Birthday Parties

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 3, 2014 at 10:00PM

If you tell me this would clear out my sinuses, I'd probably try it.

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gross

nose

party

sinuses

snake

street performer

stunt

trick

Who Needs Plans Tonight?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 3, 2014 at 9:00PM

Might be worth attending just to hear someone ask the doorman if they’re one of the first 100 basic bitches.

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Hey Fun Girl

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 29, 2014 at 8:00PM

The progression of Becky’s typical day starting from right to left.

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car

drunk

fun

hashtag

hat

hats

party

slut

trucker hats

The Event Of The Year

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 27, 2014 at 6:00PM

Also the perfect name for a junior high dance.

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billboard

event

function

india

junior high

party

puberty

sign

wedding

Three Girls, One Toilet

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2014 at 10:00PM

Don’t bother attending this party if you have a shy bladder.

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bathroom

bladder

girls

party

pee

stall

threesome

toilet

wtf

My Kind Of Party

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 4, 2014 at 4:00PM

Those are all cookie pizzas, right?

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dominos

food

party

pizza

pizza boxes

pool