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Dildo Washout

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2014 at 1:00PM

The aftermath of last night's storm was devastating and sexy.

[via Oddersite]

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Potassium Party

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 17, 2014 at 5:00PM

The annual Del Monte company outing turned tragically violent when a roving pack of monkeys hit the beach.

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Happy Birthday!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's my party and I'll drunkenly scarf down a toilet sandwich if I want to.

[via The Chive]

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That's Some Cake You Made

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 25, 2014 at 11:00AM

Who doesn't love frosting with a little protein in it?

[via Buzzfeed]

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Sarah, Party Of One?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's like she doesn't even appreciate the fact that she's sitting in front of my dream dinner.

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