Lindsay? Charlie? Robin Thicke?
Swaddling a baby carrot and singing it a lullaby will make you feel like you have a very tiny child that would be delicious dipped in ranch.
[via Real Carrot Facts]
Not everybody is as talented as THE Daniel Tosh.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Nothing wrecks a DILF status like having a family YouTube channel.
[via Daily of the Day]