I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
[still via Twitter]
Freddy's skin looks amazing. He must be on the Proactiv.
[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]
Swaddling a baby carrot and singing it a lullaby will make you feel like you have a very tiny child that would be delicious dipped in ranch.
[via Real Carrot Facts]
Not everybody is as talented as THE Daniel Tosh.