• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Extended: Daniel's ASMR Video

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 2, 2015 at 12:00PM

Open your ears. We're coming in for more.

[via Tosh.0]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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WCW: Salty Clam Ladies

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 27, 2015 at 6:00PM

A weekly shout out to some of the many ladies of Tosh.0.

After this aired ownership of pet clams went up by 43%.

[via Tosh.0]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 21, 2015 at 1:00PM

HillaryPorn

I know they want to find her secret emails, but I doubt they're in there.

[via HuffPo Weird]

WTFriday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 15, 2015 at 7:00PM

Constipation isn't so bad. You can get a lot done when you don't have to stop for a pesky poop.

Check out other weird shit in the WTFridays section.

[via YouTube]

Rock The Torah

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 5, 2015 at 3:00PM

I'm not gonna lie, I like him better than Lorde.

[via YouTube]