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These Are Some Real Carrot Facts

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

Swaddling a baby carrot and singing it a lullaby will make you feel like you have a very tiny child that would be delicious dipped in ranch.

[via Real Carrot Facts]

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From Around the Web

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 23, 2014 at 6:00PM

Not everybody is as talented as THE Daniel Tosh.

[via Tosh.0]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Happy Monday!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

Nothing wrecks a DILF status like having a family YouTube channel.

[via Daily of the Day]

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 6, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

Close your eyes and tell me that isn't Michael Cera singing.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Barstool]

It's Gonna Be A Tight Race

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2014 at 3:00PM

Unfortunately, this is just a parody campaign. But let's be honest, whoever replaces Rob Ford as Mayor of Toronto is going to have the longest leash in the history of political office.

Short of burning down an orphanage, their job is safe.

[via Dangerous Minds]

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