Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This bear has mastered the bow staff. Goldilocks is about to catch such a whooping.
- This woman drank an entire bottle of cognac at airport security. Based on her breath the flight attendants thought she was the pilot.
- Watch these porn stars fight on set. Feels fake. I think Kimmel's behind it.
- Here's what it's like to have kid's in a nutshell. Who's up for some mid-afternoon vasectomies?
- Here are 15 porn versions of your favorite movies. No In Diana Jones? What is this amateur hour?
- Watch this gorilla pick his nose and eat it. And know that we're probably safe from an ape uprising for the time being.
- It's hump day, get your weekly allotted butt fix.