• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

New Friends

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2016 at 5:00PM

PigeonFace

You'd make the same face if you had a feathery bag of plague on your shoulder.

[via Kill Some Time]

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From Around the Web

Parks And Ripreation

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 13, 2016 at 3:00PM

BongRecreation

Traffic is a nightmare thanks to all the hippies jumping out of their DMB-sticker-covered vans to snap a pic.

[via Don't Click This]

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Like A Glove

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 7, 2016 at 1:00PM

Nobody ever talks about all the precision parking jobs hurricanes cause.

[via Giphy]

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Padded Ride

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 30, 2016 at 11:00AM

Padmobile

Her road rage is in overdrive this week.

[via Twitter]

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Merry-Go-Mud

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 23, 2016 at 8:00PM

“There’s only one way to get this man to stop pushing us… I must turn my body into a weapon.”

[via Giphy]