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Slide On Into Eternity

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2014 at 10:00AM

You know the little girl who hangs out by the swing set? She died ten years ago.

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graveyard

park

playground

wtf

My Brain Hurts

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

Wait, how did he have three uninterrupted minutes at a park without having to deal with a panhandler?

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You’re Scaring Everyone, Vagina

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 10, 2014 at 8:00PM

She tells all of her friends and family that she works in “marketing.”

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costume

job

marketing

park

pigeons

vagina

wtf

Always Carry Protection

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 26, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's like Nana always said, "Pepper spray is for pussies."

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axe

grandma

hatchet

old lady

park

protection

walk

weapon

Beautiful Day For A Carriage Ride

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 18, 2014 at 10:00PM

Their only request for doing this was that they get to poop freely in the streets.

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