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Caution: Flying A-Holes

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 23, 2015 at 5:00PM

JerkOwls

It would help if you didn't have such rodent-like features.

[via TC Universe]

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From Around the Web

Pigeon King

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

PigeonKing

I've trained them to do my bidding. Which, incidentally, is mostly just crapping on statues.

[via Fishki]

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Just The Tip

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 19, 2015 at 4:00PM

statue

Sometimes Mother Nature has to take care of herself.

[via The Chive]

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fingering

green

ground

hand

outside

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tiles

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Daaaaaamn, Ma

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 6, 2015 at 3:00PM

BabyStroll

If that's her post-baby body I don't think I could handle seeing the original.

[via Girls 4 Photos]

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Fully Automatic Fountain

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 12, 2015 at 11:00AM

GunFountain

Rednecks throw pennies in and wish for Obama's real birth certificate to surface.

[via Dump-A-Day]

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art

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