Since you spend all day on the tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Zach King's magic Vine compilation. I don't understand any of it.
- Paris Hilton's mini mansion for her dogs makes me nauseous.
- 24 husbands who can't be trusted, besides all the cheating ones.
- Blaze the husky says No to his kennel. He literally says it.
- The 2014 Razzie nominations! Congrats, Lady Gaga!
- Hump day boooooooooties, y'all.
- Dude used Groupon to get a photo shoot with his cat, hilarity ensues.
- A CNN reporter got a lil giggly at the weed store. This has been Mary Jane reporting. Back to you, Anderson.
- A Duke fraternity in 1986 is so fucking bro-y I can't even stand it.
- And a guy posed as a girl on a dating site and ended up very upset.
[video via Daily of the Day]