• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Paris, City Of Love

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 17, 2014 at 9:00PM

An Eiffel Tower engagement is so cliché. If you really want to surprise her, do it in front of a gigantic butt plug.

[via Imgur]

From Around the Web

Nowhere Like Frange In The Summertime

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 6, 2014 at 5:00PM

It's impossible not to enjoy yourself in the city of lub.

[via Izismile]

This Train Enthusiast Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Is he trying to get a Nike endorsement or what?

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Daily What]







train jump



Found Where The Chick From Bones Lives

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 24, 2014 at 10:00AM

She's always blaming the street sweepers for "tampering with evidence."

[via my Twitter, Paris]

Roller Justice

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 20, 2013 at 5:00PM

Every day, the bike cops kick their asses and take their lunch money.

[via Acid Cow]