"He always gets this way after chasing cars."
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
I wish my parents instilled a healthy fear of cake in me at a very young age.
[via TC Mag]
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The sole purpose of having children is that when you’re old and stuck in a recliner, there will be someone to save you.
[via Joanne Casey]