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You HAVE To Stay By The Cart

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2014 at 12:00PM

100 bucks says she's going to leave him by her car instead of walking him back to the other carts.

[via UberHumor]

Aren't You A Little Old To… ?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 23, 2014 at 10:00AM

Next you're gonna tell her she shouldn't be breastfeeding him.

[via People of Walmart]

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Yes, Her Kids Are Old Enough To Read

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2014 at 12:00PM

It's better than her other shirt that says, "THAT CUNT IS SO CUNTY."

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Looks Like You Bagged One!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2014 at 6:00PM

That dog from Duck Hunt approves of your fathering skills.

[via Izismile]

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His Least Favorite Poem

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

Roses are red, violets are blue, he's changing his number, and moving real soon!

[via No Way Girl]

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This Is Just Great Parenting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2014 at 2:00PM

Although truth be told, I'd smack a bitch for a short stack.

[via Daily of the Day]

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