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This Is Sort Of Depressing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2014 at 2:00PM

Oh please. She stopped giving blowjobs 8 million dates ago.

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Please Tell Me This Isn't The Circumcision

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Not from like sickness or heartache or anything like that. But I will straight up cut a bully's head off."

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Coziest Place In Wal-Mart

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

Can't wait until she teaches the baby to pull out the cash from her cleavage to pay for things.

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Dreads Finally Serve A Purpose

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 16, 2014 at 9:00PM

She stays entertained for hours picking random stuff out of dad's hair.

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Father & Son: Best Buds

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

Soon you'll be explaining why he smells more and is growing little red hairs all over. They grow up so fast!

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10 Moms Who Care

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

Mother's Day is nearly here! And what better way to celebrate the woman whose vagina you mercilessly ravaged than to point out all the moms who haven't quite done the amazing job she did?

Basically, if she's hasn't permanently damaged your psyche, and she's never peed on your head, she's coming out on top in this one.

Click here for more mothers who may not really deserve a day… Show full post

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