It's a bird… it's a plane… it just shit its pants!
Who knows? Maybe slightly digested peas and carrots are great for hair volume.
Thanks to the Internet, this kid can see the exact moment his trust issues began.
It took twenty seconds for that baby to go from cute to 55-year old recent divorcee who sales insurance door-to-door.
[via The Chive]
I hear they're even easier to control if you have them neutered.
[via Ebaum's World]