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Ugh, Horizontal Stripes

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

You know, that’s handy advice for all sizes of dicks.

[via Acid Cow]

Aww, Twins!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

One of them screams all night and the other shits little pellets all over the house.

[via UberHumor]

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Such Is Life, Kid

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2014 at 11:00AM

Just because you're still shitting your pants doesn't mean it's too early to learn that the world will knock you on your ass.

[via Pleated Jeans]

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You HAVE To Stay By The Cart

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2014 at 12:00PM

100 bucks says she's going to leave him by her car instead of walking him back to the other carts.

[via UberHumor]

Aren't You A Little Old To… ?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 23, 2014 at 10:00AM

Next you're gonna tell her she shouldn't be breastfeeding him.

[via People of Walmart]

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Yes, Her Kids Are Old Enough To Read

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2014 at 12:00PM

It's better than her other shirt that says, "THAT CUNT IS SO CUNTY."

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