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This Flexing Baby Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 7, 2014 at 12:00PM

Fratty bros start early.

And don't forget to check out the otherĀ people who deserve fame!

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BRAINSSSS

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 25, 2014 at 10:00PM

A.Toby scares the shit out of me.

B. Is that red velvet?

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He's Maturing So Fast

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

I assume it's for this Seth.

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Gross, Mum

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2014 at 2:00PM

Even wild animals that lick the afterbirth off their young think you've crossed a really weird line.

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What The WHAT?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

My baby can have as many tongue rings as he wants, as long as he doesn't hold onto the sides of my skin like that.

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First To The Finish Line

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

You definitely want to get your kid involved in a very public jizz joke before he's a week old.

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