Even wild animals that lick the afterbirth off their young think you've crossed a really weird line.
My baby can have as many tongue rings as he wants, as long as he doesn't hold onto the sides of my skin like that.
You definitely want to get your kid involved in a very public jizz joke before he's a week old.
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Try their anniversary. Or last four digits of your mom's social. Or honestly, start with 1-2-3-4.
She's planning a pretty traditional birth; aside from blasting through the umbilical cord with an uzi.