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No Mercy

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 15, 2016 at 1:00PM

KickballThrow

A concussion is the only way your daughter will learn to always hustle down the line.

[via The Chive]

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Snowboulder Fight

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2016 at 1:00PM

Note Do you wanna build a wheelchair ramp? I'll need one from now on…

[via Acid Cow]

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Belly Breakin'

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 8, 2016 at 11:00AM

Totally worth having a baby with a flat head.

[via Radass]

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Who Cares?

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 25, 2016 at 2:00PM

MySonIsABee

So you had a psychotic break, torched your pants, and wound up cuddling a giant bee… now you have to love him and raise him right.

[via Twitter]

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Daddy Deep Throat

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 24, 2016 at 10:00PM

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My dad publicly dancing to Nelly’s ‘Hot in Herre’ while wearing socks and sandals doesn’t seem nearly as embarrassing now.

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Assault Dad

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 11, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Judge all you want, but he crushes with single moms at the playground.

[via Insanos]

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