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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Bring Your Kid To Work Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 19, 2016 at 2:00PM

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The last thing you hear before the anesthesia kicks in:

“No sudden movements, honey. Momma has to perform a spinal tap.”

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'Over There Seems Like A Great Burying Spot'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 17, 2013 at 11:00AM

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Terrible. Everyone knows you're supposed to hold them by their hair.

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Joking Aside, I Never Wanted Kids

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

"And that one's for ruining your mother's figure."

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SAY IT LAUD, SAY IT PRAUD

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

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IS SHE AN ONNERS STUDENT?

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Give Me Sexy, Mom. I Need Sexy.

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Sure, his framing can be weird, but we get to pay him in mashed peas.

[via Cherryplucker]