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Prego Punisher

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

She's planning a pretty traditional birth; aside from blasting through the umbilical cord with an uzi.

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Say 'Where's Daddy?'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2014 at 12:00PM

Goldie Hawn's sister was never as lucky.

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Russian Babysitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Just leave him a few bottles. He'll sleep for a cool 72 hours and you can take a long weekend.

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What? We Had The Dog First

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 11:00AM

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Plus, to be honest, we also bought the dog on purpose.

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Of Course It Has Wheels

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 4, 2014 at 12:00PM

TRUE STORY: Between 1st and 2nd grade I got to take home the class hamster Michael Jordan, and although I loved him I didn't want to touch him, so I kind of let him just live in his plastic ball for the whole summer. I'm just sayin', maybe this baby bites too.

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