• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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The Great Escape

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 25, 2016 at 6:00PM

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The kid was halfway to Fiji before his parents even realized he was gone.

[via Reddit]

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From Around the Web

Munchies

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 24, 2016 at 2:00PM

And this is why you shouldn’t let the family dog raise your child.

[via Bits and Pieces]

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Parenting Is Fun

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 17, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Hey kids, thanks for inviting me to your foam party but there’s no DJ or party drugs so… I’m out.

[via The Chive]

A Boy And His Gator

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 13, 2016 at 6:00PM

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They call this a "Florida Baptism."

[via Joe Monster]

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Buckshot Baby

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 9, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Who needs a nanny when you're a complete lunatic?

[via Mad World News]

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