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Ah, The Fridge Goblin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2014 at 2:00PM

He's chill as hell until you go on a diet. Then he is STRICT.

[via The Chive]

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Baby Face

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s all worth it if he grows a patch of facial hair to make it look like the child has a mustache.

[via Imgur]

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Ugh, Horizontal Stripes

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

You know, that’s handy advice for all sizes of dicks.

[via Acid Cow]

Aww, Twins!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

One of them screams all night and the other shits little pellets all over the house.

[via UberHumor]

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Such Is Life, Kid

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2014 at 11:00AM

Just because you're still shitting your pants doesn't mean it's too early to learn that the world will knock you on your ass.

[via Pleated Jeans]

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