She calls this costume "Your Mom's Grocery List."
[via Shock Mansion]
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
First he blows up Alderaan, then his girlfriend's bathroom.
[via Dump A Day]
She knows it's there. She's just using it to find her way back later.
You're dragging one thousand feet of toilet paper behind you.
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