“Just reading a review of my latest mixtape.”
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
This is how all women psych themselves up before a date.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
First he blows up Alderaan, then his girlfriend's bathroom.
[via Dump A Day]
She knows it's there. She's just using it to find her way back later.
You're dragging one thousand feet of toilet paper behind you.
[via People of Walmart]
They're out to prove that looks don't matter. Which is true. Unless they're all hideous chuds under there.