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Bag Of D*cks

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2015 at 3:00PM

BagOfDicks

She calls this costume "Your Mom's Grocery List."

[via Shock Mansion]

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From Around the Web

Hot Off The Press

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 24, 2015 at 9:00PM

hotpress

“Just reading a review of my latest mixtape.”

[via Izismile]

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The Empire Wipes Butt

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2015 at 5:00PM

DarthDump

First he blows up Alderaan, then his girlfriend's bathroom.

[via Dump A Day]

Paper Trail

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 15, 2014 at 3:00PM

TPTail

She knows it's there. She's just using it to find her way back later.

[via Chirpi]

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Ma'am?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

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You're dragging one thousand feet of toilet paper behind you.

[via People of Walmart]

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