She calls this costume "Your Mom's Grocery List."
[via Shock Mansion]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
First he blows up Alderaan, then his girlfriend's bathroom.
[via Dump A Day]
She knows it's there. She's just using it to find her way back later.
You're dragging one thousand feet of toilet paper behind you.
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