“Just reading a review of my latest mixtape.”
First he blows up Alderaan, then his girlfriend's bathroom.
[via Dump A Day]
She knows it's there. She's just using it to find her way back later.
You're dragging one thousand feet of toilet paper behind you.
[via People of Walmart]
They're out to prove that looks don't matter. Which is true. Unless they're all hideous chuds under there.