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No. Don't Say Those Are… No.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2014 at 4:00PM

Now if they can just get through that polyester, they've found themselves a cozy little home.

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fly

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Hard At Work

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2014 at 1:00PM

When working outdoors in the summer, remember to bring along a cool towel. Or just say, "Fuck pants."

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I'm Lovin' It

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 5:00PM

He ordered a number one with extra sleepies.

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J. Crew Sweater, Pants From Mars

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

He recharges if you plug his hair into an outlet.

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Burgle Much?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's like Superman's closet; if Superman was the guy who's been breaking into your apartment and watching you sleep.

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