Try as you might, your genital herpes are here to stay.
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
The impression he’s about to make is totally worth cleaning sand out of his ass for the next three days.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
"I'm glad you're excited, Glen. But don't we usually just high-five after a goal?"
[via College Humor]
These kinds of things can happen during a four-hour staring contest.
[via Lol He He He]