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Is That A Snake In Your Pocket, Or…

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2015 at 3:00PM

TrouserSnake

"Yeah. I mean… it's clearly a snake."

[via Shock Mansion]

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Want To See My Trouser Monster?

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 2:00PM

"Oh, calm down, ya' prude. I'll wear a condom."

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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Everything About This Is Wrong

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 4, 2015 at 2:00PM

bad pants day

"My pants? They're on right. This is my vagina."

[via Izismile]

Boys Love Pizza, Right?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 3, 2015 at 2:00PM

Pizza girl

I feel like the person wearing this outfit should be fatter.

[via Acid Cow]

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CAUTION: Tainted Sign

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 3, 2015 at 1:00PM

WetFloorAss

This is only the second or third worst thing happening in a McDonald's "dining room" at any given moment.

[via Gamaniak]

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Late Night

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