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Tough Break, Jews

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

That's right, Jesus is the reason it hasn't happened yet.

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Always Be Prepared

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

I don't think I'm wrong to immediately bet my life savings this is Russia.

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No. Don't Say Those Are… No.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2014 at 4:00PM

Now if they can just get through that polyester, they've found themselves a cozy little home.

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Hard At Work

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2014 at 1:00PM

When working outdoors in the summer, remember to bring along a cool towel. Or just say, "Fuck pants."

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I'm Lovin' It

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 5:00PM

He ordered a number one with extra sleepies.

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