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This Is Just Great Parenting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2014 at 2:00PM

Although truth be told, I'd smack a bitch for a short stack.

[via Daily of the Day]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Batter Queen

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

Batter Queen

I personally believe that US Americans have no pancakes because… some people don't have pans such as the Iraq and South Africa and, like, such as… uh, the US should help the US err… South Africa and should help the Iraq and Asian countries and everywhere like, such as… so we should be able to build up our future for our children to have pancakes…

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Florent Rouffignac.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Araya Diaz/Contributor/Getty Images]

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 12, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

Is anyone else turned on by the syrup guy? No? Yeah me neither.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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So? They're Both Bad For Your Teeth

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 21, 2013 at 5:00PM

More like "Pancaking Bad," am I right? Woooo, I think I just won blogging!

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This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I used to look like you. Also, where's my fucking bacon?"

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