Hey Red Jacket, how about a hand check?
[via Uber Humor]
Anyone in cellblock D who wasn't down with Nickelodeon got shanked.
I get that very same look when I see an attractive girl at the grocery store and I'm wearing my SpongeBob pajamas.
[via Daily Garlic]
If Wal-Mart posted the same signage it would cut their business in half.
It's now tradition to end every holiday office party with an old fashioned game of "pin the flaccid fleece penis on Tom."