Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A snake snuck into this family's kitchen to eat some eggs. Enjoy never feeling safe in your home again.
- A brief history of the tampon. Look away, guys. It's icky.
- Masayoshi Matsumoto's balloon animals are insane. I can make a worm…
- There's an 80% chance your toothbrush is covered in your roommate's poo. And there's a 110% chance my roommate's toothbrush is covered in my poo, because that guy's a dick.
- Watch this tiny little lady eat 5 pounds of noodles and mayo. Yes, some people care even less about their bodies than you do.
- It's hump day, and it's all about dem butts.
- Here are some baby goats bouncing around in pajamas. Because humans won't rest until we've stolen the dignity from every single animal species.