Don't open at all. Never open.
Online shopping is the worst and best thing that has ever happened to us. Being able to visit several stores at once without even leaving your toilet has really advanced our lazy skills. The downfall is that you don't always get what you expected. And that you're probably becoming an anti-social fatty because of it.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
What's more reprehensible, the tasteless Hitler tee or the Apple watch?
"I'd love to play but my sciatica is acting up and I really should get back to filing"