Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This dog will sell you out in a second. Snitches get stitches, then have to wear a cone so they don't bite their stitches.
- An artist painted Donald Trump with menstrual blood. And the menstrual blood is furious it was used for something so gross.
- Women hate these ten sex moves. The "accidental" butt breach is a pretty shocking omission.
- Science says humans are hard-wired to be lazy as shit. Don't judge me, I was born this way.
- These are Playboy's top party schools of 2015. Step your game up, DeVry!
- Our buddy Chad McGhee is firing up the pros now. Don't screw up, Romo, or Chad will swallow you whole.
- It's hump day and here are the butts you ordered.