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Rainbow Shot

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 20, 2015 at 1:00PM

It's not a real EDM festival until you're blasted with unicorn bukkake.

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From Around the Web

Well Sh*t

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 11, 2015 at 6:00PM

watchpaintdry

Watching someone watch paint dry is surprisingly entertaining.

[via Fail Blog]

Stuffed Animal Sacrifice

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 10, 2015 at 6:00PM

DemonDaughter

I knew my little Ashley was “unique” when I found all those dead birds buried in the sandbox.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Side Chick

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 10, 2015 at 12:00PM

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She's a part-time prostitute; she gives blow jobs on the side.

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Thomas Cottingham.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Jaime Reina/AFP/Getty Images]

White Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 10, 2015 at 10:00AM

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On the bright side, she's got a solid future in the Sports Illustrated body paint edition.

[via Izismile]