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    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

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    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Creepy Clown

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 21, 2016 at 12:00PM

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The little girl who sat for this painting had to sell it to pay for her therapy.

[via Reddit]

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Woke Up Like This

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 12, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Look mom, I’m Groot.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Stinging Snack

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 12:00PM

Members From Sniper Force Eat Scorpions In Yantai

Not the first time he's felt a little prick on his tongue.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Michael Holmes.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Tomohiro Ohsumi/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Stinging Snack

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 22, 2016 at 4:00PM

Members From Sniper Force Eat Scorpions In Yantai

Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Tomohiro Ohsumi/Stringer/Getty Images]

Republicrab

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2016 at 11:00AM

HillaryCrab

Team Trump is a bit strapped for cash, so in lieu of attack ads they've taken to painting random sea creatures.

[via Catsmob]

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