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Republicrab

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2016 at 11:00AM

HillaryCrab

Team Trump is a bit strapped for cash, so in lieu of attack ads they've taken to painting random sea creatures.

[via Catsmob]

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From Around the Web

Safe House

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2016 at 5:00PM

SafeHouse

Not to judge a book by its cover, but I think I might have found where all the missing children are.

[via Izismile]

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aliens

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Winging It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 7, 2016 at 4:00PM

nails

Zika is so hot right now.

[via Break Rules Not Nails]

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bugs

fashion

gross

mosquitos

nail polish

nails

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zika

Patriotic Pair

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 6, 2016 at 10:00AM

AmericaBoobs

Sorry, Grandma. But she's declaring her independence from your judgment… and from shirts.

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Happy 4th Of July!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 4, 2016 at 10:00AM

USABeard

We'll be back to our regular schedule tomorrow. In the mean time, dye your beards, chug some brews and try not to blow any body parts off.

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