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Here, Kitty Kitty

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 14, 2014 at 12:00PM

For the first time in my life I don’t want to have the “Eye of The Tiger.”

[via The Chive]

Right In The Paintballs

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2014 at 3:00PM

But seriously, never get a real gun. You'll shoot your dick off.

[via Bro My God]

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Well Look At You!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

Missed Connection: You were standing in the corner of the club, sexy in your blue button down. You winked at me from across the room and my heart skipped. Later I tried to find you but you were gone. I was dressed as cereal.

[via Ratchet Mess Returns]

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10 People Who Know How To Eat

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2014 at 3:00PM

Honestly, what's better than eating? Spending time with loved ones? Please. A good book? Stop lying, you pretentious dick. Sex? Maybe… sometimes. When it comes down to it, good food equals good life. And these people are straight up living right.

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Sending A Message

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 16, 2014 at 1:00PM

Oh come on, who can be mad at those adorable bubble letters?

[via Uber Humor]

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