Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy has a photographic memory and can do the Rubik's cube in under 30 seconds. Nerd chicks everywhere just changed their panties.
- Curt Schilling has zero tolerance for assbags. Be on the lookout for this story's movie adaptation staring Liam Neeson in 2016.
- Mount Everest is covered in disease-ridden human poop. As if I needed another reason not to do a 29,035-foot hike.
- NYPD Commissioner says legalize weed to stop murders in NYC. Is there anything marijuana CAN'T do??
- A guide to not smelling bad. I'm uncomfortable knowing that there was a need for this.
- The seven best quotes from Kanye's Oxford lecture. He is possibly the funniest comedian who doesn't know he's a comedian.
- Bobbi Kristina's family is allegedly shooting a reality show where they talk about her coma. Which proves the wrong family members are in a coma.
- Tug off those silly clothes. They aren't natural, plus they cover your fun parts.
- These girls are twins. But only one of them is allowed on BlackPeopleMeet.com