Your ride ain't shit unless you're rollin' on 72's.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.
"If you'll excuse me, this giant hot dog and I need some time alone in Flavortown."
Bet you didn't think your middle school bus driver could shred the gnar.
"Why doesn't anyone else's backpack get checked for dead hookers?"
[via Jokes of the Day]
Someone's on the fast track to diaper-betes.
[via The Chive]