Your ride ain't shit unless you're rollin' on 72's.
"If you'll excuse me, this giant hot dog and I need some time alone in Flavortown."
Bet you didn't think your middle school bus driver could shred the gnar.
"Why doesn't anyone else's backpack get checked for dead hookers?"
[via Jokes of the Day]
Someone's on the fast track to diaper-betes.
[via The Chive]