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Remember To Stretch First

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2015 at 10:00AM

MonsterDildo

What do you get the man who has everything except a prolapsed anus?

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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From Around the Web

Step Up Your Neckwear

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 10, 2014 at 5:00PM

If your scarf isn't compromising the structural integrity of your spine, your shit is weak.

[via Jpegy]

True Happiness

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 3:00PM

He's got a week off from work and the complete series box set of Planet Earth. As soon as she gets here, this shit is on.

[via Oddersite]

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Eat Your Heart Out Steve Harvey

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

There's two little people in that suit, right?

[via Scrotum Coat]

Their Receptionist Is Sick Of Explaining

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 3, 2013 at 2:00PM

I know there's an obvious joke here but I want to point out that she's older than forty and still drinking an ICEE.

[via Break]

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