Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.
Turns out the worst thing about RVs is making a commercial for them.
And here I thought it was emptying out the poop tank.
Ever since he put that thing on his face he's like, OBSESSED with food. We get it, Bane. You're starving.
[via I Heart Chaos]
If you're not lucky enough to live in Los Angeles or lucky enough to have ever visited Los Angeles or you visited but you weren't lucky enough to get tickets to a taping of Tosh.0 because you're lucky but you're not that lucky, then you're really missing out. The tapings are very fun.
We'll try to recreate that experience for you unlucky souls by posting some behind-the-scenes footage on the blog.
It's almost like you're there! Almost.