See? Sometimes they really do run into a door.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Maybe he doesn't know that the mattress loses all value once it's covered in human brain matter.
You’ll be happy to know that a panhandler broke her fall and the cyclist is completely fine.
After ten hard fought rounds mom had enough prize tickets to get her kid a slap bracelet and inflatable guitar.