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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Knock, Knockout

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 26, 2016 at 11:00AM

See? Sometimes they really do run into a door.

[via Vine]

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From Around the Web

Piggy Pus

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 25, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Don't pop that monster without a lifeguard present.

[via TC Mag]

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Mattress Hero

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 25, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Maybe he doesn't know that the mattress loses all value once it's covered in human brain matter.

[via Twitter]

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Ejection Seat

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2016 at 9:00PM

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You’ll be happy to know that a panhandler broke her fall and the cyclist is completely fine.

[via Idiod]

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The Machines Fight Back

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 22, 2016 at 10:00PM

After ten hard fought rounds mom had enough prize tickets to get her kid a slap bracelet and inflatable guitar.

[via Idiod]

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