We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
I trust all of you are waiting at least 72 hours before swimming?
He's known around town as "Hot Fudge," and no, he isn't allowed near the playgrounds.
This isn't real. No one who eats fast food is that thin.
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"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PULL FORWARD." -Guy in the car behind him
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