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Stimulate Your Work Force

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 24, 2015 at 11:00PM

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You can carry this sign in public. You CANNOT hang it in HR.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Smart Police Work

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 11, 2015 at 12:00PM

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These officers are fully aware that these guys will be much easier to deal with if they just let them finish.

[via Lol He He He]

How Many Licks Does It Take?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2015 at 1:00PM

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A Blow Pop joke here would just be phoning it in, right?

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Cake Worthy Achievement

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 16, 2015 at 10:00PM

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When he reaches two hours he will be given an appreciation plaque to proudly display over his bed.

[via London Wants Me]

 

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Valentine’s Day Mix

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 10, 2015 at 10:00PM

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It’s a smooth mix of the Rocky IV soundtrack, Pretty Ricky, Men At Work’s “Land Down Under” and Weird Al’s “Eat It.”

[via Reddit]

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