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Cake Worthy Achievement

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 16, 2015 at 10:00PM

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When he reaches two hours he will be given an appreciation plaque to proudly display over his bed.

[via London Wants Me]

 

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From Around the Web

Valentine’s Day Mix

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 10, 2015 at 10:00PM

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It’s a smooth mix of the Rocky IV soundtrack, Pretty Ricky, Men At Work’s “Land Down Under” and Weird Al’s “Eat It.”

[via Reddit]

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Sushi Is So Refined

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 1:00PM

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"Ma'am, we're going to have to ask you to take smaller bites. All the mothers are complaining."

[via Catsmob]

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Smart Man

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 17, 2014 at 10:00AM

"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else." -Albert Einstein

[via UberHumor]

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My Humps

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

Interspecies mating is against God, but I'm sure he won’t mind a little mouthplay.

[via The Chive]

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