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Pleasurable Commute

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 31, 2014 at 9:00PM

With light rail oral you get to enjoy the moment without those constant annoyances like the car getting knocked into the wrong gear at 60mph.

[via The Chive]

Aggressive Breakfast Pastry

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Say what you will about the quality of Pop-Tarts, but they would never speak to me this way.

[via Giggly Ball Sack]

Please Don't Feed The Ducks

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

At least in this case it makes sense that we can't understand a word he's saying.

[via Catsmob]

Do It For The Savings

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

The hottest part of a blowjob is how much sense it makes financially.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Doesn’t Seem So Bad

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 19, 2014 at 8:00PM

I don’t condone vandalizing signs but a winking face emoji sticker would look pretty solid at the end.

[via Imgur]