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Smart Man

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 17, 2014 at 10:00AM

"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else." -Albert Einstein

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My Humps

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

Interspecies mating is against God, but I'm sure he won’t mind a little mouthplay.

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10 Breathtaking Google Street Views

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Don't have the money to travel the world? Well don't fret, because now you can span the globe for free like a creepy satellite voyeur with the help of Google Maps Street View. This amazing technology allows us to see places we never could have before, and also affords us the right to do really dumb shit should we be lucky enough to see a Google car passing by.

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Love Me Some Extracurriculars

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

No one is quite sure what this means, but there's always a line out the door.

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Counting Down The Days

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 8, 2014 at 8:00PM

I haven’t been this excited for a grand opening since the Krispy Kreme opened in my neighborhood.

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