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"Swear to God, we went to Vegas for the weekend and all we had to do was empty his shitter when we got home."
[via The Chive]
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That's why you're here reading the Tosh.0 blog. Tryin' to stay abstinent.
Otherwise you'd definitely be having sex right now.
You don't have to try to convince us.
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