Type any slower and I'm never going to come.
Watch your favorite clips and leave suggestions for next week's pick.
Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
I'm getting too old for this shift.
"Swear to God, we went to Vegas for the weekend and all we had to do was empty his shitter when we got home."
[via The Chive]
Also available: A separate but equal amount of White Kid's Computer Desks!
That's why you're here reading the Tosh.0 blog. Tryin' to stay abstinent.
Otherwise you'd definitely be having sex right now.
You don't have to try to convince us.
[via The Clearly Dope]