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It's Learning Time, Y'all

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 1, 2014 at 4:00PM

Type any slower and I'm never going to come.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

But that sexy face, though. #WorthIt

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He Hasn't Moved In 48 Hours

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Swear to God, we went to Vegas for the weekend and all we had to do was empty his shitter when we got home."

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Uh, The Politically Correct Term Is 'Laptop Stand'

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 21, 2013 at 3:00PM

Also available: A separate but equal amount of White Kid's Computer Desks!

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So That's Why You Spend So Much Time Online

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 10, 2012 at 10:00AM

That's why you're here reading the Tosh.0 blog.  Tryin' to stay abstinent.

Otherwise you'd definitely be having sex right now.

You don't have to try to convince us.

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