Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Introducing the Booty Machine. Is it really a good workout? Shut up. No one cares.
- Company unveils passenger-carrying drone. Now you can masturbate to women sunbathing on rooftops live and in person!
- The Rams are coming back to Los Angeles. Because reuniting with a bitter ex always works out…
- One Direction may be broken up for good. First Bowie, now this?!
- These psychiatrists want to prescribe LSD and ecstasy. I have some Daddy issues that can only be worked out by tripping balls.
- These countries spend the most on prostitutes. We don't even crack the top 10 and we call ourselves the greatest country in the world?
- Hump day is here, bask in the glory of butts.