His elementary school has such douchey fraternities.
We should probably put you in a bubble.
In Soviet Russia, booty shorts wear YOU!
ALSO: The average time spent on our site just went up from 3 seconds to- how long is this video? 6 minutes 22 seconds.
"Anyway so I asked him why he didn't text me back and he was all…"
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Ma'am? I think you need to tighten your straps.