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Don't Say I Never Gave You Anything

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

In Soviet Russia, booty shorts wear YOU!

ALSO: The average time spent on our site just went up from 3 seconds to- how long is this video? 6 minutes 22 seconds.

[via BroBible]

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'Hold On Kelly, I'm Running Into Traffic'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 6, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Anyway so I asked him why he didn't text me back and he was all…"

[via I am Bored]

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Love A Morning Run

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

Ma'am? I think you need to tighten your straps.

[via RatchetMessReturns]

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You Should Probably Buy A Lottery Ticket

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

Anyone know how to get poop out of driver's seat fabric?

[via Kuvaton]

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Now At Target: The Ramen Noodle Weave

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2013 at 2:00PM

She was followed around the whole time by college students throwing flavor packets at her.

[via No Way Girl]

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