When you live with your parents at 40 so you just go full weird.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Skateboards are the leading cause of taint laceration.
I'll say it 'cause we're all thinking it: Avril Lavigne's ex-boyfriends.
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