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Dementia Discount

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 7, 2013 at 3:00PM

She also expects an additional 25% if she drives through the side of the building trying to park.

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Not So Subtle Decorations

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 9, 2013 at 1:00PM

The messed up thing is it wasn't even Halloween. It was that guy's 98th birthday party.

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10 Super Senior Citizens

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 6, 2013 at 3:00PM

Far too often, the elderly are completely overlooked in our society. Sure they're cranky, dangerous behind the wheel, and sometimes smell funny, but that doesn't mean they aren't still awesome. Maybe this year if you realized Grandma probably doesn't want another mint-colored sweatsuit with a raccoon on it, and instead bought her a bong and a handle of Cognac for her birthday, you'd see just how joyous and full of life she can still be.

So respect your elders, you dicks. And click below for more proof of geezer greatness…

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Elders React To Justin Bieber And It's Great

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 26, 2013 at 10:00AM

The only time I side with the conservative view is on the topic of Justin Bieber.

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Hey Death: Lick My Emphysema-Flavored Cooch

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 4:00PM


What's awkward is she's only 50.

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Today's Lesson: Don't F*ck With Grandpa

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 30, 2013 at 5:00PM

I broke both hips just watching this.

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