No baptism is going to stop Peepaw from livin' that gangsta life.
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"We would never put you in a home, Nana. What am I doing with this pillow? Nothing. Now just lay back and try to relax."
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She also expects an additional 25% if she drives through the side of the building trying to park.
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The messed up thing is it wasn't even Halloween. It was that guy's 98th birthday party.
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