Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- 92 year-old hits 9 cars in a parking lot. If we aren't re-testing the elderly we need to at least rubberize their vehicles.
- Back To The Future iPhone case. The one negative review? "It's pretty heavy, Doc."
- Stop looking at your phone before bed. Seriously, by the time our generation is 50 all of our brains will be porridge.
- New York tourism site tells people to go to Key West. Winter sucks, don't elect to experience it.
- 5 reasons you should have sex on the first date. Preach!
- Grandma gets down in the kitchen. Yo Nana, kick it one time, boyeeeee!
- It's hump day. Enjoy dem butts.
- Porn stars you should be following on Instagram. But really, why doesn't Instagram have a "follow all porn stars" button?