His Porsche walker is just too fast these days.
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Could someone point this gentleman into the direction of the nearest Amish community?
Let’s hope he’s licking up blood pressure medication along with the salt.
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