Everyone knows it's easier to suck without teeth anyways.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
A weekly shout out to some of the many ladies of Tosh.0.
She's like a fine wine…way too dry for my taste.
With all of that energy, she should be able to live at least 2-3 more days.
The amount that woman can drink before her 8 o'clock bedtime is staggering.