Our forefathers were straight up nasty.
We appreciate a woman who knows what she wants. And that can make a rhyme that taunts.
October 6th is all about the ladies
Weirdos always hunt in packs.
She might be a little nuts.
She's already learned so much from that magazine.
[via Bro My God]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Sure, I can't wipe myself but I always have my dolls with me so it's a wash.
Guys, it's fine. It's for her (whole town's) glaucoma.
[via The Chive]
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