Guys, it's fine. It's for her (whole town's) glaucoma.
[via The Chive]
This is what it looks like when you smoke two packs a day for 20 years.
[via Acid Cow]
She's right in that sweet spot where life just feels like a shitty job you've stayed at for too long.
Her other jam is boysenberry, which she loves on a nice English muffin with some hot tea.
It's like Nana always said, "Pepper spray is for pussies."