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Just About Done Here

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2014 at 1:00PM

She's right in that sweet spot where life just feels like a shitty job you've stayed at for too long.

[via LOLSnaps]

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10 Magical Beach Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 8, 2014 at 3:00PM

Summer's already more than half gone, have you taken full advantage of the prime beach weather? I haven't, but I live where it's beautiful every day. If you don't, then that's on you, dummy. Even the guy who pees under the pier is judging you.

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It's Learning Time, Y'all

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 1, 2014 at 4:00PM

Type any slower and I'm never going to come.

[via Barstool]

Just Buying Some Condoms

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2014 at 4:00PM

Sure, he's shooting blanks. But he'd like some kind of barrier between him and his wife's old ass vagina.

[via People of Walmart]

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Pure Athlete

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 26, 2014 at 5:00PM

Just goes to show you, never judge a book by the fact that it's a fat old man.

[via Catsmob]

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