Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Victoria's Secret is making a "Swim Special." Basically you get to watch the VS Angels in bikinis making sexy faces to super dramatic music for like an hour.
- It's braless Tuesday! Take it off, ladies.
- Learn to bench press better. Not like you're ever getting off the internet – but just in case.
- Playboy is going to help you on your first date. Probably the first and last time this is going to happen.
- These guys dumped water on the road so they could blame a DUI crash on ice. These are the fastest-thinking drunk people to ever live.
- Chevy Chase is a huge dick. Here are all the famous people you love talking about why they can't stand him.
- This 115-year-old woman knows the secret to longevity. Spoiler alert: it's staying single.
- Lady Gaga got engaged. Surprise your girlfriend with this little tidbit of knowledge.
- This is the worst person on Tinder. Let's make this go viral so her life is ruined forever.