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    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

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    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

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Still On The Gravy Train

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 19, 2016 at 6:00PM

DadATM

It's okay to take advantage of your 97-year-old father's senility as long as your t-shirt admits it.

[via Rouming]

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From Around the Web

Lift With Your Artificial Knees

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2016 at 3:00PM

GrandmaDeadlift

I don't like visiting Grandma because she's always hard-eyeing me while scooping creatine into her Metamucil.

[via Funny & Happy]

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Get It, Grams

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 7, 2016 at 10:00AM

piana

Her biceps are actually the size of cantaloupes. Everything looks small next to Rich Piana.

[via The Berry]

Gold Glover

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2016 at 1:00PM

Can't tell if the stretch was intentional or if we just witnessed a dad tearing every ligament in his body.

[via Radass]

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I'm Sure He's Fine

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2016 at 11:00AM

DontBreak

Or this note is just the perfect way to kidnap a confused old man without arousing suspicion.

[via Izismile]

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