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Old Chillin'

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2016 at 2:00PM

ChillinGrandmas

Nothing jumpstarts an afternoon buzz like a forty and prescription blood thinners.

[via We Are The Asses]

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From Around the Web

Last Wish

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 18, 2016 at 12:00PM

butt

Contracting Pink Eye is of no concern on your death bed.

[via Vandal]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2016 at 1:00PM

OldPoleDanceNews

She'll be accepting tips in the form of hard candies.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Friends Forever

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 10, 2016 at 10:00AM

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He'll still be there for you even when you have no hair left to hold back, you drunk bastard.

[via TC Mag]

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Senior Swordplay

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 6, 2016 at 1:00PM

FencingGrandmas

"My name is Ethel Mandelbaum, you ate my Jell-O. Prepare to die."

[via Live 4 Fun]

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