• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Dreary Conditions Ahead

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 7, 2015 at 9:00PM


“Today will be bitterly cold like my stepmom’s heart. It will be sunny tomorrow, but I’ll never know because my room is full of darkness. And that’s your weather. Have a terrible day, tri-state area.”

[via Reddit]

From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 10, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:


Woman Caught Making Meth Inside Walmart

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 12, 2011 at 10:00AM

Hey, it's one of the first rules of business: You gotta go where your customers are.

[via BuzzFeed]

There Was An Earthquake In Oklahoma

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 7, 2011 at 10:00AM

"Thought my neighbor's obese husband was laughing really hard at Roseanne reruns." -Donkey

[via imgur]