Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Alex Trebek being a doucher. Also, Rich coming out of nowhere knowing her last name? Damn.
- Celebs and their porn star counterparts. Nailed it.
- The zoo's Panda Cam is down. Now I'm REALLY pissed about this government shutdown.
- Power Rangers dancing. Putty people ain't got shit on them.
- OkCupid let's users pay to filter out ugly and fat people. So beer-bellied dudes can exclusively browse out of their league.
- Highlights from the 2013 internet cat festival. I'm allergic to everyone there.
- NBA 2K14 adjusted LeBron's hairline. HA.
- The mother of all Swiss army knives. A tiny revolver! A cheese knife! It's perfect.
- Hot girls' underboobs. Happy Birthday, guys born on October 2nd.
- And this chick writes sex novels about getting banged by dinosaurs. A T-Rex would be horrible at fingering you. Very short arms.
[video via Barstool]