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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 2, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 12, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Juggalos of OKCupid]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Save it for the OKCupid Profile, buddy.

Meet the Woman of Your Dreams: A Slut

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 10, 2011 at 10:00AM

OkCupid — the best place to find casual sex since Craigslist was taken over by murders — knows what you want out of dating: a chance to bone.

So the site researched their data to figure out the best question to ask someone to find out if they would be willing to have sex on a first date.

Only one question on their list had a "a meaningful correlation" for both women and men.  That magic inquiry: "Do you like the taste of beer?"  ("Yes" means you have a shot at love-making, "no" means you're with a prude.)

But they limited their list of questions to only "simple" questions that are "easy to bring up."  Otherwise, I'm sure there would be a few others that could serve as guarantees that your date would put out.  Like these:

  • Do you like the taste of 30 beers?
  • Do you like the taste of vodka when you drink it straight out of the bottle?
  • Do you like the taste of beer with roofies in it?

Either way, you've now learned a valuable lesson: When someone asks you if you like the taste of beer, they want to screw you.