• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Put Some Clothes On

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 6, 2015 at 4:00PM

obscene body

And if you insist on turning your vegetables into juice, don't you dare wrap your DSL's around a straw within a two-mile radius.

[via Radass]

From Around the Web

She Knows What She Meant

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 27, 2011 at 1:00PM

What's this world coming to!?  Can't a loving mother of two have a sexually explicit license plate anymore??

But let's see what you guys think…

[via Jalopnik]