Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- iPhone 6 dropped from space and doesn't break. Sure, but can you drop it from space into a toilet?
- Frilled shark captured. Enjoy never going in any water again.
- 50 Shades movie won't include infamous tampon scene. Mostly because they didn't want to change to name to 50 Shades of Grey and 1 of Red.
- Let the ladies breathe. I generally find most shirts have way too much shirt.
- President's snarky SOTU comeback. Feel the Obamaburn.
- Stock photobomber. I don't see how you could get paid for this, but he should.
- Google's Terminator-like robot is now quieter, stronger, and more independent. Hope none of you were planning on living much longer.
- Swedish sex-ed video. Just…. wow.