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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 4, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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It's New Year's Eve!

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 31, 2014 at 1:00PM

so much alcohol

The barf buckets and Pepto are further down the conveyor belt.

Stay safe tonight! See you kids next year.

[via Acid Cow]

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So How Was Your New Year's?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 2, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I'm not drunk. I just suddenly realized how I looked in a sweater vest."

[via The Chive]

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It's New Year's Eve, You Perverts

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 31, 2012 at 10:00AM

My resolution is to not watch this on loop for the entire year. (Probably not gonna stick to this one, either.)

[via Kirill Was Here]

BREAKING NEWS: Snooki No Longer Falling From The Sky In A Giant Ball On NYE

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 30, 2010 at 12:00PM

Return your tux, call off the limo, break up with your girlfriend.

New Year's is cancelled.

According to PopEater, Snooki will no longer descend from the heavens in a giant hamster ball at midnight. An insider claimed there's "no way" the Times Square officials would allow the Snooki ball drop stunt: "You have to play by the official rules or you get kicked out."

Well, fuck a duck. I guess 2011 just isn't gonna happen.