Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- 5 things you should never do before sex. I always take my sex advice from weird robot voices.
- One tortoise may have fucked his species back to life. That is one magical, leathery wiener.
- The most searched plastic surgeries by state. North Dakota has the loosest vajays in the union.
- NYC removing wifi kiosks because, well… masturbating. Where there's internet, there's wankin'.
- Woman hit by catfish falling from the sky. This is why I don't go outside.
- Thursdays are blessed with the boobies.