Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
On the plus side, he can finally start hitting those high notes.
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If you enjoy watching hundreds of disgruntled dudes sitting on bags of ice.
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Whatever, you'd do it too if you could. Now let's give the little fella some privacy.