Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this runner neuter himself. That's going to make the next 26 miles a little tougher.
- Ted Cruz refused to endorse Donald Trump. What have we come to when Ted Cruz is the hero this country needs?
- This is what humans would have to look like to best survive car crashes. I think he's kind of hot.
- Kobe Bryant penned a letter to his younger self. No advice on steering clear of Colorado, huh?
- This guy used a preserved brain to get high. Seems like some people are just trying to create an unstoppable super virus.
- The RNC had a bit of a Nazi moment. I'm starting to think this whole thing is an elaborate prank.
- Check out the boobs on Thursday.