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No Look Vasectomy

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 1, 2015 at 6:00PM

Soccer players, like horses, can be very dangerous when approached from behind.

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From Around the Web

Gimme That Nut

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 12, 2015 at 11:00PM

mfukkersbutterpeanuts

They are only available at Hoe Foods.

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Mini Memaw

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 3, 2015 at 12:00PM

minimi

She might be a little nuts.

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marionette

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mini me

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Piercing Blow

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 10:00AM

I find it's usually best not to sack punch the guy holding a large needle to your gut.

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Finish Him

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2015 at 10:00AM

FinishHim

They might not have called a penalty if the ball wasn't out of bounds on the opposite end of the field at the time.

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