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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

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Simply The Best

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 11, 2016 at 9:00PM

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How does one get on the governing body that decides the squirt rankings? Asking for a friend.

[via Reddit]

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Sprung A Leak

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 5, 2015 at 8:00PM

I admire anyone who can maintain a focused and intelligent conversation about Geopolitics while secretly taking a pee.

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That's A Lot Of Frozen Burritos

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 4, 2013 at 8:00PM

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I'm sure he took liberties with his penis size while drawing the sign for going "number one."

[via Izismile]

You'll Get 'Em Next Time, Chili's

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 25, 2012 at 5:00PM

A victory for heavily processed Mexicans everywhere.

[via Fail Blog]

'The Last Song' Is The Number 1 Selling DVD

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 27, 2010 at 1:00PM

I'm not going to comment on the fact that Miley Cyrus' latest film is the number 1 DVD in America right now.

I haven't seen the film. I just assume people fall in love, they break up, someone dies of cancer, and then the people who fell in love get back together.

Unless one of them died of cancer. In which case, the other one would carry out some sort of dying wish for their loved one.

Anyhoo, the majority has spoken. And the majority loves The Notebook XV: Same Tears, More Gums.

[via The Wrap]