• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Sprung A Leak

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 5, 2015 at 8:00PM

I admire anyone who can maintain a focused and intelligent conversation about Geopolitics while secretly taking a pee.

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That's A Lot Of Frozen Burritos

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 4, 2013 at 8:00PM

I'm sure he took liberties with his penis size while drawing the sign for going "number one."

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You'll Get 'Em Next Time, Chili's

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 25, 2012 at 5:00PM

A victory for heavily processed Mexicans everywhere.

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'The Last Song' Is The Number 1 Selling DVD

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 27, 2010 at 1:00PM

I'm not going to comment on the fact that Miley Cyrus' latest film is the number 1 DVD in America right now.

I haven't seen the film. I just assume people fall in love, they break up, someone dies of cancer, and then the people who fell in love get back together.

Unless one of them died of cancer. In which case, the other one would carry out some sort of dying wish for their loved one.

Anyhoo, the majority has spoken. And the majority loves The Notebook XV: Same Tears, More Gums.

[via The Wrap]