Down at the gym they call him "Big Aneurysm."
Sometimes you gotta get at that pesky booger that's lodged to your brain stem.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Looks like his mom finally found a use for her extremely disappointing son.
And just like that, her dreams of becoming a primetime news anchor dripped onto the ground with a sickening plop.