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Subtle Eavesdropper

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 4, 2014 at 5:00PM

"What? Did one of you just say something about a puke-eating contest? Because I am down."

[via Radass]

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dog

door

face

inside

nose

nosey

weird

window

Nice Knowing You

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 8, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Dude, don't move. Like… ever again. The bee is in charge now."

[via Odder Site]

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bee

bees

don't move

face

giant

huge

killer bees

nose

scary

Sweet Dreams, My Snotty Angel

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 27, 2014 at 12:00PM

I hate waking up to a salty upper lip.

[via Izismile]

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booger

disgusting

dream

ew

gross

nose

sleep

snot

Good Source Of Emo-oxidants

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 24, 2014 at 10:00AM

She hates all fruit, septum cherries. HA GET IT?!

[via Izismile]

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cherry

emo

fruit

gross

nose

pierce

piercing

septum

teen

teenager

wtf

Sweet, Sanitary Dreams

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 20, 2014 at 10:00AM

She hates picking her nose but loves wiping her boogers on handrails.

[via The Chive]

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asleep

face

gross

LOL

nose

public transportation

sleep

train