Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Ever see a nose twerk? Don't judge me. It's Friday. My brain is broken.
- 5-year-old suspended from school for bringing a bubble gun; Preventing what could have been a soapy massacre.
- Woman's obituary says she passed so she wouldn't have to vote for Hillary or Trump. She took that whole 'Vote or Die' thing pretty seriously.
- Science says magic mushrooms might help depression. Because it's hard to be sad with cartoon weasels doing Cirque du Soleil in your living room.
- Confessions of Disney Park employees. Every single one of them is an ex-convict.
- These hot girls at the beach are not at any beach you've ever been to.