There’s nothing sexier than gas prices under $2 a gallon.
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Jim takes his coffee black. Zero cream, zero sugar and zero f*cks.
Because they grow up fast, and their feet don’t look like tiny uncircumcised penises for long.
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The only way to get ahead in this world is to multitask.
I look that happy every time I take off my pants.
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