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Stretching The Legs

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 23, 2016 at 10:00PM

legstretch

Umm… how many frequent flyer points do I need in order to be able to take off my pants?

[via Izismile]

From Around the Web

Assoline

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 1, 2016 at 8:00PM

assoline

There’s nothing sexier than gas prices under $2 a gallon.

[via Radass]

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car

gas

gas station

gasoline

naked

no pants

pantless

pump

wtf

Coffee Before Pants

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2016 at 12:00PM

nopantscoffee

Jim takes his coffee black. Zero cream, zero sugar and zero f*cks.

[via Imgur]

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ass

butt

coffee

coffee shop

no pants

nudity

pants

pantsless

wtf

zero fucks

Cherish This Moment…

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

babyfeet

Because they grow up fast, and their feet don’t look like tiny uncircumcised penises for long.

[via Ultra Funny Pictures]

My Two Favorite Hobbies

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 23, 2014 at 2:00PM

sleeppoop

The only way to get ahead in this world is to multitask.

[via Izismile]

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bathroom

kid

multitask

no pants

pass out

poop

sleep

toddler

toilet