There’s nothing sexier than gas prices under $2 a gallon.
Jim takes his coffee black. Zero cream, zero sugar and zero f*cks.
Because they grow up fast, and their feet don’t look like tiny uncircumcised penises for long.
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The only way to get ahead in this world is to multitask.
I look that happy every time I take off my pants.
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