• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Cherish This Moment…

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 28, 2015 at 2:00PM


Because they grow up fast, and their feet don’t look like tiny uncircumcised penises for long.

[via Ultra Funny Pictures]

From Around the Web

My Two Favorite Hobbies

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 23, 2014 at 2:00PM


The only way to get ahead in this world is to multitask.

[via Izismile]





no pants

pass out





Memories For A Lifetime

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 6:00PM

I look that happy every time I take off my pants.

[via The Chive]

Hard At Work

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2014 at 1:00PM

When working outdoors in the summer, remember to bring along a cool towel. Or just say, "Fuck pants."

[via Pxlb]

Congratulations, America

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 2, 2014 at 8:00PM

I knew if we tried hard enough we could get pants added to the “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” sign.

[via Imgur]