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Get A Hand Full

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 12, 2015 at 10:00PM

“OH NO! Those aren’t my car keys. Why did I think those were my car keys?”

[via Reddit]

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NOPE

ouch

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From Around the Web

Hefty Hunnies Only

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 5, 2015 at 2:00PM

do-not-diet

I knew this wasn't Los Angeles even before I saw the Asian characters.

[via Echtlustig]

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do not diet

eat

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Just Don’t

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 24, 2015 at 10:00PM

My reaction anytime I’m trying to have a conversation at a bar and live music starts.

[via Giphy]

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dog

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NOPE

please don't

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No Dickheads

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 15, 2015 at 4:00PM

dickheads

We have these up all over the office so it's actually a very serene place to work.

[via Echtlustig]

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This Grumpy Pig Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 7, 2015 at 12:00PM

Proof that bacon doesn't love you as much as you love bacon.

Here are some other creatures who deserve fame.

[via YouTube]