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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

10 Things You Should Probably Say No To

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 27, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every once in a while an offer comes around that's too good to be true – and it isn't. Then there are offers that are too bad to be real – and they are. You should avoid both.

Click through for a handy list of shit to steer clear of.  Show full post

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Get That Money

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 17, 2016 at 11:00AM

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No refunds? Then I'm at least going to have to see a 'Best By' date first.

[via Radass]

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Surprise… It’s Your Nightmare

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 3, 2016 at 10:00PM

This would be the only time I’d condone a military air strike on US soil.

[via Giphy]

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Sensible Dog Request

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 28, 2016 at 9:00PM

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Just to be clear, having sex with your pet goat in the restaurant is still okay, right?

[via Izismile]