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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Honest Cake

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 25, 2016 at 5:00PM

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He's about to consummate the shit out himself in the bathroom.

[via Viral Swarm]

Tags: 

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Sex

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From Around the Web

Rough Night?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2016 at 5:00PM

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That's a classic "my Tinder meet-up is in my roommate's bedroom right now" face.

[via Radass]

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bad

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Armed and dangerous is no match for drunk and horny.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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It's Show Night!

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 12, 2016 at 10:00PM

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It's our FINAL EPISODE BEFORE SUMMER BREAK! Time to start working on my hot summer BBQ bod. Go ahead and think about it while I'm gone. Actually, think about it right now. Think about it some more, one more of me jumping into a pool of BBQ chicken. Summer can't get here soon enough. Don't consider this a goodbye, consider it a good thing I no longer have to remind you that you're here too early. If you're looking for clips from tonight's all new Tosh.0, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time. But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

New episodes of Tosh.0 return June 7th!

It's Show Night!

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 5, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Tonight is our PENULTIMATE EPISODE! What does that mean? Good question.  Here's what you do. Find a dictionary. Don't have one of those? No problem, buy a computer. Can't do that? No worries.  Make some shit up. Against that? Lower your standards. Guys, how long is this post going to be? Long enough to make you realize there's no episode here. If you're looking for clips from tonight's all new Tosh.0, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time. But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!