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Mommy's Little Vandal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

car scratch mom

It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.

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From Around the Web

This Non-Bitchy Cat Is Rare

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

"You may have won this time, human, but sleep lightly." – Muffy

Check out this bitchier cat who doesn't care what you think.

[via YouTube]

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I'm Glad This Is Blurry

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

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Thanks for the offer, but I think I'm just gonna convert to Judaism instead.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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Read My Teeth

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

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It's a special message for her dentist.

[via Izismile]

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Start College Off With A (Finger) Bang

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2014 at 12:00PM

Analeigh Love wasn't too thrilled about getting LoveAnal@ucla.edu either.

[via Twitter]

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