The use of teeth is a sure sign someone is impaired.
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Thanks Science, maybe next time you can find out if bears shit in the woods.
He's in here every other night and only orders coffee with half and half.
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Potential plot for National Treasure 3: Nicolas Cage finds Colonel Sanders' original secret chicken recipe inside a piece of chicken.
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