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So Much For A Fresh Start

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2014 at 9:00PM

Which means he broke his other resolution which was drinking alone near a device that sends text messages.

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Unbiased Journalism

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2014 at 1:00PM

To be fair, that's also some 'awesomly' fundamental defensive by White Chick.

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Damnnn Barbara

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 16, 2014 at 10:00PM

Well Barbara I think you've summed up why your grandchildren never visit.

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Works Every Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

"Like the malt liquor or gun?" – Most asked question from friends, family and everyone else for the rest of his life.

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Masked Madman

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

They say this sick son of a bitch massacred four trash cans and left their insides strewn about the driveway for everyone to see.

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Wrap Up Before You Read Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 21, 2013 at 9:00PM

I was convinced I got a National Geographic magazine pregnant when I was 12.

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