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Surprise, No One Loves You

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 30, 2014 at 6:00PM

Her friends and family can totally make up for it by adding a few more exclamation points to their Facebook "Happy Birthday" message.

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Quavers Must Be Fantastic

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'd let a dog hump my leg for a piece of cheesecake but that's where I draw the line.

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Maybe A Little Too Honest

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 26, 2014 at 8:00PM

And with that DJ Green never had to worry about anyone sitting in front of him, ever again.

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Twist Ending

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 3, 2014 at 9:00PM

Patrick will reveal the gender of the child by signing the divorce papers either in blue or pink ink.

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So Much For A Fresh Start

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2014 at 9:00PM

Which means he broke his other resolution which was drinking alone near a device that sends text messages.

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Unbiased Journalism

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2014 at 1:00PM

To be fair, that's also some 'awesomly' fundamental defensive by White Chick.

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