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Works Every Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

"Like the malt liquor or gun?" – Most asked question from friends, family and everyone else for the rest of his life.

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Masked Madman

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

They say this sick son of a bitch massacred four trash cans and left their insides strewn about the driveway for everyone to see.

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Wrap Up Before You Read Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 21, 2013 at 9:00PM

I was convinced I got a National Geographic magazine pregnant when I was 12.

[via Acid Cow]

I Admire Your Directness

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 18, 2013 at 8:00PM

This is a good read but my favorite from this newspaper is the sports column "Who's Sucking Robert White."

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Boner Killer, Like Forever

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 1, 2013 at 8:00PM

These things can happen when you describe a younger version of your wife to the hooker service.

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A Relaxing Afternoon

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 24, 2013 at 2:00PM

"What's on the DVR?" – Horse

[via Humor Train]