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For Immediate Sale

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

Maybe go with a public defender and keep the bike. Can't recommend the same for the kid though.

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Mommy’s Facebook Is Probably The Worst

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

If learning how to spell her name was a part of the pre-school requisite, I do believe a congratulations is in order.

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It's Beef Jerky You Pervs

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2014 at 8:00PM

The "Great Northern Jerk-Off" you guys are thinking about happens the last weekend in April at a rest stop just off I-90 near Buffalo. You do get a similar t-shirt for participating, though.

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Suck On That, Jan

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

It was meant to get back at her, but now her classes are the most popular on campus.

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Cat Watch 2014 Starts Now

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

All of the FBI's Most Wanted list would be captured by morning if "great BJs" were promised.

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That Sounds Exhausting

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 1, 2014 at 9:00PM

Attention Mets Season Ticket Holders: "Blow Job Appreciation Night" will be replacing "Keith Hernandez Bobblehead Night" at the ballpark.

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