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Wrap Up Before You Read Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 21, 2013 at 9:00PM

I was convinced I got a National Geographic magazine pregnant when I was 12.

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I Admire Your Directness

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 18, 2013 at 8:00PM

This is a good read but my favorite from this newspaper is the sports column "Who's Sucking Robert White."

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Boner Killer, Like Forever

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 1, 2013 at 8:00PM

These things can happen when you describe a younger version of your wife to the hooker service.

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A Relaxing Afternoon

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 24, 2013 at 2:00PM

"What's on the DVR?" – Horse

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What The F*ck Is The Internet?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 14, 2013 at 3:00PM

Wait, so eventually my porn will be IN the computer? HOW WILL I GET IT OUT?!

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It's Been Too Long, Heroin!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

The best part of the party was the traditional tossing of the needle bouquet.

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