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Not An Onion Headline

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

So… I guess we can expect that sex tape in the year 2030-ish?

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I'd Really Rather Not

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 12, 2014 at 11:00AM

Although I am curious to see if the carpet matches the bowl cut.

[via Digital Pimple]

For Immediate Sale

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

Maybe go with a public defender and keep the bike. Can't recommend the same for the kid though.

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Mommy’s Facebook Is Probably The Worst

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

If learning how to spell her name was a part of the pre-school requisite, I do believe a congratulations is in order.

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It's Beef Jerky You Pervs

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2014 at 8:00PM

The "Great Northern Jerk-Off" you guys are thinking about happens the last weekend in April at a rest stop just off I-90 near Buffalo. You do get a similar t-shirt for participating, though.

[via Reddit]