The use of teeth is a sure sign someone is impaired.
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Thanks Science, maybe next time you can find out if bears shit in the woods.
He's in here every other night and only orders coffee with half and half.
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