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Here’s Your Lucky Winner

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 30, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s as if the owner said, “Congratulations, Roanne! I look forward to burning your corpse,” right before the photographer told them to smile.

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Not An Onion Headline

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

So… I guess we can expect that sex tape in the year 2030-ish?

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I'd Really Rather Not

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 12, 2014 at 11:00AM

Although I am curious to see if the carpet matches the bowl cut.

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For Immediate Sale

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

Maybe go with a public defender and keep the bike. Can't recommend the same for the kid though.

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Mommy’s Facebook Is Probably The Worst

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

If learning how to spell her name was a part of the pre-school requisite, I do believe a congratulations is in order.

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