And folks, that’s why you never take the top issue.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Only a true maniac would voluntarily put his face at butt/crotch-level on the subway.
They say cake goes straight to your hips, but I'm pretty sure this one came straight from some hips.
Also perfect for all you “growers, not showers” out there.
"I don't know what the hell it means either, but you can bet your ass we're leading with it!" – – Editor In Chief