• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Quite The Day

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 21, 2016 at 4:00PM

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He was planning to tell you right then but he lost his nerve when he saw you murder that dude.

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From Around the Web

That’s Unfortunate

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 16, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Joe also dropped the relationship truth bombs that he never lowered the toilet seat and drank straight from the milk carton.

[via Reddit]

Look Out, Broadway

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 9, 2016 at 8:00PM

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If you can’t get tickets to Hamilton, this is a solid substitute.

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Just The Tip

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 31, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Wondering where to get free dick this weekend?

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10 Crimes That Obviously Happened in Florida

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This week I got into an actual argument with my Floridian parents over whether Florida is the weirdest state in the country. So today I decided to put a little exclamation point on the end of my argument with the power of the internet.

Here is some of the dumb shit that could only happen there. Read 'em and weep, Pops!

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