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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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That City Is So Screwed

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 1, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Oh man, they are going to get pounded.

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Typical Police Response

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 27, 2016 at 12:00PM

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And then he shot it, just in case.

[via BroMyGod]

Silent But Happy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 20, 2016 at 12:00PM

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For me, I would have to say that is a big bowl of seven layer taco dip.

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Solid Tip, You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 12, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Asking people to pray for you on Facebook is another valuable tip.

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It’s On And Poppin

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 11, 2016 at 8:00PM

There’s a lot of people in my phone contacts that I can’t wait to assign the eventual “Not Todayyyy” ring tone to.

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