Oh man, they are going to get pounded.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
For me, I would have to say that is a big bowl of seven layer taco dip.
Asking people to pray for you on Facebook is another valuable tip.
[via Rad Ass]
There’s a lot of people in my phone contacts that I can’t wait to assign the eventual “Not Todayyyy” ring tone to.