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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

8 women? Dude was ON FIRE. I wonder if they were HOT. Sounds like he really loves 'dem HOSE. Do you think it BURNS when he pees, now? Help me, I can't stop…

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Voter Turnout Was Great Yesterday

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 5, 2014 at 9:00PM

FINALLY an issue that can unite both political parties.

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The Looks Says It All

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 5, 2014 at 8:00PM

Sorry Dorothy, but that’s the risk involved when eating a gas station frozen burrito.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

The only way to stop her from driving drunk is to stab her through the brain.

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I "Almost Died"

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2014 at 5:00PM

They say experiencing death is a lot like witnessing a very minor fender bender.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

He used to celebrate a nice score with closet-steak, but these days his doctors just won't allow it.

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