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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

I don't care if you're in the middle of heisting Terry Benedict's casino; if there's free cookie dough you're stopping for that shit.

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Baby Steps, Detroit

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 10, 2014 at 1:00PM

Don't get too excited. They might just be saving it all up for a holiday murder jamboree.

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We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 8, 2014 at 10:00AM

If he's from Fox News they're totally going to find a way to blame Obama for this.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

8 women? Dude was ON FIRE. I wonder if they were HOT. Sounds like he really loves 'dem HOSE. Do you think it BURNS when he pees, now? Help me, I can't stop…

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Voter Turnout Was Great Yesterday

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 5, 2014 at 9:00PM

FINALLY an issue that can unite both political parties.

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The Looks Says It All

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 5, 2014 at 8:00PM

Sorry Dorothy, but that’s the risk involved when eating a gas station frozen burrito.

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