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    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

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    How could a grown man's obsession with high school kids end badly?

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Desperate Desperado

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 28, 2016 at 2:00PM

butts

Some people just do not know how to take a compliment.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2016 at 1:00PM

SpiderBiteNews

Good luck convincing your girl those red bumps are from a spider bite.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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So Many Choices

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2016 at 8:00PM

schoolname

If they go with John Cena, it’s mandatory that all school bells be replaced Cena’s WWE theme music.

[via The Clearly Dope]

I'm Hip, I'm With it

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 25, 2016 at 6:00PM

MillenialExpert

"From what I understand, they may be using their phones for far more than phone calls." – – Morley Winograd

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2016 at 1:00PM

CheatingMattressNews

It's the end of cheating as we know it! Well, cheating in your bed at least. They're totally gonna keep banging elsewhere.

[via HuffPo Weird]

Not The Sharpiest Knives In The Drawer

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 19, 2016 at 6:00PM

MarkerMasks

Not only were they charged with burglary, they also caught a bunch of flack on Twitter for kind of doing blackface.

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