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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2016 at 1:00PM

SpiderBiteNews

Good luck convincing your girl those red bumps are from a spider bite.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2016 at 1:00PM

CheatingMattressNews

It's the end of cheating as we know it! Well, cheating in your bed at least. They're totally gonna keep banging elsewhere.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2016 at 1:00PM

MakeoutRobberyNews

Armed and dangerous is no match for drunk and horny.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2016 at 1:00PM

PenisRingBombNews

More like The Squirt Locker… right….. anyone?

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2016 at 1:00PM

DevilSteakNews

I take my Prince of Darkness medium rare.

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