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Posted by: TK Kelly | October 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

The only way to stop her from driving drunk is to stab her through the brain.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

He used to celebrate a nice score with closet-steak, but these days his doctors just won't allow it.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 16, 2014 at 1:00PM

Leading theories suggest he was either taken in by a Mexican family, or just enjoyed a fulfilling semester abroad.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 9, 2014 at 1:00PM

Her parents were just thrilled that, for once, she didn't yack it up on the living room rug.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 2, 2014 at 1:00PM

He also swapped a Bentley for a bag of Doritos.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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