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Posted by: TK Kelly | August 21, 2014 at 1:00PM

Don't burst into a stranger's home if you're not prepared to be licked and/or kicked in the face.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

When questioned about the incident, the cemetery groundskeeper said, "There¬†was a drunk, unemployed moron who ran around here pretending to be a ghost, but he died 25 years ago…"

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 1:00PM

She was arrested and charged with cranking her life to fucking 11.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2014 at 1:00PM

The devil keeps texting my ex-girlfriend pictures of my penis, too. He's seriously out of control.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

Super models' clothes vaporize when Derek Jeter walks by them. Free lap dances from Queens local strippers may not be all that enticing.

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