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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 20, 2014 at 1:00PM

That, my friends, is the face of a man who never got his Crunchwrap Supreme.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

I don't care if you're in the middle of heisting Terry Benedict's casino; if there's free cookie dough you're stopping for that shit.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

8 women? Dude was ON FIRE. I wonder if they were HOT. Sounds like he really loves 'dem HOSE. Do you think it BURNS when he pees, now? Help me, I can't stop…

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

The only way to stop her from driving drunk is to stab her through the brain.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

He used to celebrate a nice score with closet-steak, but these days his doctors just won't allow it.

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