It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
[photo via Metro]
This happened last week, and they're STILL LAUGHING.
I'll give you two hints: a jug of moisturizer and this video.
I'll be signing autographs in the bathroom of Port Authority.