I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
[photo via Metro]
This happened last week, and they're STILL LAUGHING.
I'll give you two hints: a jug of moisturizer and this video.
I'll be signing autographs in the bathroom of Port Authority.