• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

When Did The News Get So SEXY?

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

Tongue Twat: the distant cousin of Vagina Dentata.

[via FunnyLocalNews]thumbtonguetwat

From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 29, 2013 at 4:30PM

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Metro]

Uh, It's Not That Funny

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 19, 2013 at 1:00PM

This happened last week, and they're STILL LAUGHING.

[via ClownyGirlz]

What Am I Doing Tonight?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 5:00PM

I'll give you two hints: a jug of moisturizer and this video.

[via DoucheChillz]

Blue Ivy Must Be So Proud

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 14, 2012 at 6:00PM

I'll be signing autographs in the bathroom of Port Authority.

[via CollegeHumor]