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I Was Hoping For Some Vocal Warm-Ups

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 14, 2013 at 11:00AM

"Who's a sexy news anchor? YOU'RE a sexy news anchor."

[via CollegeHumor]

Skip It, No One Will Notice

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 15, 2012 at 12:00PM

This clip is a lot funnier if you're high on legal substances.

[via The Daily What]

News Anchor Says What We're All Thinking

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 14, 2011 at 4:00PM

To hell with the Kardashians.  I wanna keep up with this guy.  He's hilarious!

If he was selling a line of suits, I'd be all over it… even if they were so shitty that only Sears would carry them.

But let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't bring your weak bullshit to a Philadelphia satellite interview.  People there eat cheesesteaks like you for breakfast.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

There's A C*** Deficit in America

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 11, 2011 at 5:00PM

President Obama and top lawmakers are working to come up with a budget agreement to raise the amount of cunt in America.

That seems very unnecessary. There's plenty in Washington alone!

They all know Michele Bachmann, right?

[via Dlisted]

Don't Tell A Dalai Lama Joke To The Dalai Lama

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 14, 2011 at 5:00PM

Okay, I have one. What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Nothing, because he doesn't speak English very well. And he probably doesn't know what a hot dog is.

[via TBT]